Defeat Lord Mortimer's phantom.
Defeat Beelzebaal.
Poison, burn, melt, shock, explode, and shatter your foes.
Defeat the Gory Mound.
Defeat Circe Bathory in St. Sanders Cemetery.
Craft a beer.
Defeat King Tepes.
Get your first tattoo! You look great.
Defeat the Boss Monster.
Get the good ending.
Rob 7 enemies of their souls.
Get ALL tattoos. Now you're a mage.
Host a team attack, join a team attack.
Find all relics.
Get the bad ending.
Unlock an alternate band from the Sceniverse.
Defeat the Lady in Tatters.
Defeat the Infested Roadie.
Defeat the Wretched Electronics.
Defeat Vlad The Eternally Cold.
Accumulate Smockula's Body.
Dye some clothes. How does that look?
Get the good ending (Chaos playthrough)
Eat a heart while in female form.
Get the good ending (Total Anarchy playthrough)
Resuscitate a downed bandmate.
Get 100% on any music minigame part.
Sever some limbs while dual-wielding machetes.
Make a cluster of 5 healing totems.
Crush an enemy beneath an arcade machine.